Randomly I cruised around the Food Network website, thinking maybe something chocolate would pop up.  And there it was:  Alton Brown's "Moo-less Chocolate Pie."  I scanned it - quick, no-bake, and no trips to the grocery store needed.  Bingo!
I used a block of tofu I had stashed in the fridge (soft, not silken, but close enough) and a bag of chocolate chips purchased in last week's cookie-baking frenzy.  The recipe calls for coffee liqueur, which I didn't have, so I used an equivalent amount of coffee.  Since my pie plate was already occupied, I made a quick graham cracker crumb crust in my tart pan.  Two hours later, and with the addition of a little whipped cream, I had a rich, decadent, relatively healthy  dessert that walloped you with chocolate.  Easy as pie, indeed!
Moo-less Chocolate Pie
(Recipe courtesy of Alton Brown at foodtv.com)
Ingredients:
- 2 cups chocolate chips (I used semi-sweet)
- 1/3 cup coffee liqueur (I'm assuming Kahlua would be great)
- 1 block silken tofu
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 tablespoon honey
- 1 prepared chocolate wafer crust (though any pie crust would be delicious)
Directions:
- Place a small metal bowl over a saucepan with simmering water. Melt the chocolate chips and coffee liqueur in the bowl. Stir in vanilla.
- Combine the tofu, chocolate mixture and honey in the jar of a blender. Liquefy until smooth.
- Pour the filling into the crust and refrigerate for two hours, or until the filling is set.
(Note:  I tried making this in my blender.  Maybe my motor isn't strong enough, but it didn't mix well.  I poured it out of the blender and into my food processor - much better!  You want this really smooth so you don't see the white of the tofu, with a uniform, creamy texture.)

 

